Trash Talk (Not a Rap) (Yo Mama)

[True Essence]

This aint a trash talk, this is just a diss to a buncha hattas, some yo mama jokes.
Lets start out with the guy... AND1 himself..

AND1, yo mama is so black, she leaves footprints on a chalkboard.

ShowStoppa, yo mama is so old, Jesus is in her yearbook.

Lebron Gonzalez, yo mama head is so small, she use a tea bag as a pillow.

ANTH, yo mama chest is so flat, I can play handball off of it.

fearthefro085, yo mama is so black and her teeth yellow, she look like coke and lemons.

russianduck23, yo mama teeth is so fucked up, she look like she use a grenade to brush her teeth.

buckeye626, yo mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a big mac on layaway

[buckeye626]

=( i am not cool enough to deserve one.

[russianduck23]

True Essence mom is so stupid that when I asked her why she was talking to the envelope she said she was trying to send a voice mail.

[AND1]

Wow you got all of that on a website. I forgot the name but my friend showed me it when "Yo Mama" came out.

[True Essence]

I admit, I got this one off there.

Lebron Gonzalez, yo mama head is so small, she use a tea bag as a pillow.

Everything else is original.

[bfree]

Ture Essence you mama so fat she thought BET stood fo' Bacon,eggs and toast.

[True Essence]

bfree said:

Ture Essence you mama so fat she thought BET stood fo' Bacon,eggs and toast.

[AND1]

That's a good one.

[anth]

hmmm....nah TE thats not original....sorry...I heard all those on the Yo Momma tv show.....still funny none the less tho.....

Grade: 3