Post by fearthefro085 on Nov 14, 2006 16:56:15 GMT -5
A day in the life of flex.
Flex... The 7 foot monster who is called a powerforward. But he just calls himself a basketball player that just happens to play forward, and is powerful. Because of his popularity,
many people have wondered, "What does flex do everyday?". Well I followed him around for a day, and heres what I found...
7:00 AM: Flex wakes up. He rolls over in his bed. Then he feeds his cats via remote control.
7:15 AM: Flex gets out of bed swiftly. He later told me he likes to pretend hes a ninja, and he has to jump out of bed fast to defend himself.
7:17 AM: He Kicks down the Door, and rolls into the bathroom. He jumps into the shower, and starts off with cold water. Great stuff. This guy has to be one of the most entertaining Players in our league. I can't wait to see him on the basketball court.
7:30 AM: Flex runs out of the bathroom naked, to destroy the "invaders". I don't think hes playing a game anymore.
7:45 AM: after getting dressed, he goes down a 'secret passage' to the kitchen.
7:46 AM: Flex has dissapeared, I can't find him. He isn't in the kitchen or in his closet or anywhere.
8:15 AM: Flex is STill Missing. I just eat some food, while I wait for his return.
8:30 AM: Flex comes back inside from outside, covered in sweat. Apparently he just ran 5 miles and now he wants breakfast. I love this guy. He needs his own TV show.
9:18 AM: Flex has finally finished his breakfast, and wants to shower to wash off his sweat. He is gonna drive some coach mad if these antics keep up.
9:30 AM: His shower is done. He get dressed, and decides to watch some Television.
9:41 AM: Finally some normalcy as he is still watching Television.
10:00 AM: He decides to do some Yoga. He is remarkably flexible. He bend his head all around his body. Kinda like that pretzel move.
10:45 AM: After some Yoga, he goes to the gym to work on his game. From the left side, to the right side. You guys know that drill. The Mikan drill. Flex talks about Going on a hayride. I have no idea what hes talking about. But it seems like it helps him concentrate.
12:00 PM: After an hour of drills, Free throwing shoot, and a game of horse(I got my ass handed to me), Flex decides its time to go to lunch. We traveled to some nearby cafe.
1:30 PM: After another very long meal( Flex likes to eat slowly and eat his salad last) Flex decided to swim some laps. So we traveled back to the pool.
1:42 PM: o and, no he wasn't trying to avade sharks in the pool or anything like that- hey wait a minute, Never mind about that...
2:30 PM: Damn! Flex is one fast Swimmer. After maybe 1-2 miles in the pool, Flex gets a call from his agent.
2:43 PM: turns out his agent was just wasting his time. Stupid agents.
2:56 PM: spends the next hour or so macking on the ladies. Hes got skill. I was very impressed. I was also impressed on how picky he was. He ripped up some girls phone number because she had an ugly scar on her ankle. This guy is like George Kastanza! I really can't wait to see him play.
4:00 PM: he could continue to Pimp, but He had to hang out with some buddies. 'Bros before Hos right?
4:30 PM: His friends are cool. We just hang around the house for a while.
5:10 PM Early Dinner? Yep. If you ate as slow as flex, you'd be Eating early too.
7:30 PM: What do ya know! its time for The draft. ( or at least for flex it is). And.... He gets taken in the 2nd round by Team Jordan. He rolls and flips across the stage. Can't wait to see this guy on the court.
Is Flex the King?
Flex... The 7 foot monster who is called a powerforward. But he just calls himself a basketball player that just happens to play forward, and is powerful. Because of his popularity,
many people have wondered, "What does flex do everyday?". Well I followed him around for a day, and heres what I found...
7:00 AM: Flex wakes up. He rolls over in his bed. Then he feeds his cats via remote control.
7:15 AM: Flex gets out of bed swiftly. He later told me he likes to pretend hes a ninja, and he has to jump out of bed fast to defend himself.
7:17 AM: He Kicks down the Door, and rolls into the bathroom. He jumps into the shower, and starts off with cold water. Great stuff. This guy has to be one of the most entertaining Players in our league. I can't wait to see him on the basketball court.
7:30 AM: Flex runs out of the bathroom naked, to destroy the "invaders". I don't think hes playing a game anymore.
7:45 AM: after getting dressed, he goes down a 'secret passage' to the kitchen.
7:46 AM: Flex has dissapeared, I can't find him. He isn't in the kitchen or in his closet or anywhere.
8:15 AM: Flex is STill Missing. I just eat some food, while I wait for his return.
8:30 AM: Flex comes back inside from outside, covered in sweat. Apparently he just ran 5 miles and now he wants breakfast. I love this guy. He needs his own TV show.
9:18 AM: Flex has finally finished his breakfast, and wants to shower to wash off his sweat. He is gonna drive some coach mad if these antics keep up.
9:30 AM: His shower is done. He get dressed, and decides to watch some Television.
9:41 AM: Finally some normalcy as he is still watching Television.
10:00 AM: He decides to do some Yoga. He is remarkably flexible. He bend his head all around his body. Kinda like that pretzel move.
10:45 AM: After some Yoga, he goes to the gym to work on his game. From the left side, to the right side. You guys know that drill. The Mikan drill. Flex talks about Going on a hayride. I have no idea what hes talking about. But it seems like it helps him concentrate.
12:00 PM: After an hour of drills, Free throwing shoot, and a game of horse(I got my ass handed to me), Flex decides its time to go to lunch. We traveled to some nearby cafe.
1:30 PM: After another very long meal( Flex likes to eat slowly and eat his salad last) Flex decided to swim some laps. So we traveled back to the pool.
1:42 PM: o and, no he wasn't trying to avade sharks in the pool or anything like that- hey wait a minute, Never mind about that...
2:30 PM: Damn! Flex is one fast Swimmer. After maybe 1-2 miles in the pool, Flex gets a call from his agent.
2:43 PM: turns out his agent was just wasting his time. Stupid agents.
2:56 PM: spends the next hour or so macking on the ladies. Hes got skill. I was very impressed. I was also impressed on how picky he was. He ripped up some girls phone number because she had an ugly scar on her ankle. This guy is like George Kastanza! I really can't wait to see him play.
4:00 PM: he could continue to Pimp, but He had to hang out with some buddies. 'Bros before Hos right?
4:30 PM: His friends are cool. We just hang around the house for a while.
5:10 PM Early Dinner? Yep. If you ate as slow as flex, you'd be Eating early too.
7:30 PM: What do ya know! its time for The draft. ( or at least for flex it is). And.... He gets taken in the 2nd round by Team Jordan. He rolls and flips across the stage. Can't wait to see this guy on the court.
Is Flex the King?
