AG: Booyakasha! Check it out, Respek my man. How youz a doing today?
TE: Fine man, blessed.
AG: Much Respek. What was it like being the head of the NYPD?
TE: I play ball man, I'm not 5O.
AG: Well, you say tomato, I say potato
AG: I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
TE: Ali, are we gonna talk ball or are you gonna act like an ass?
AG: One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.
TE: I actually believe yo' dumbass would do something like that.
AG: Is it 'cos I is black?
TE: Don't make me slap the sh*t outta you.
AG: But what harm has violence ever done?
TE: I'ma put my foot up yo' ass in about 2 seconds.
AG: Do you think sex education should be taught in the school?
TE: Of course man, prepare the kids for the near future.
AG: I got an A+ in Poonarni but failed me exams! how is dat?!
TE: *Hides face is shame* Man, you are one funny cat.
AG: Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
TE: Ya, that's why you gotta protect ya self.
AG: No doubt, respek. Me wuz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto.
TE: If you are from the ghetto, George Bush is my pops.
AG: Oh dats why you have that funny size head. *Laughs*
TE: Don't let me get your punk ass *Starts to chase him*