Post by True Essence on Nov 10, 2006 22:00:54 GMT -5
BS: Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex. It's nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.
PH: What's up playboy, I like the mustache man.
BS: *Sniffs* There is a smell, I wo...It smell like a shit.
PH: *Laughts* Haha, na man that's just your upper lip.
BS: Do you like a porno?
PH: What does this have to do with basketball man?
BS: They do a bang bang bang in other men anus like in basketball.
PH: No man, you got it all twisted, we don't do that in basketball. We play the post with clothes on and plus most of us are married to women.
BS: My wife, she is dead...She die in ahh, in a field...
PH: I'm sad to hear that man, how did she die in a field?
BS: In my country, Kazakstahn. Women need 1 Year of Plow experience and she got run over by goats.
PH: That's a very sad story, keep your head up.
BS: My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face
PH: But isnt your wife dead?
BS: That's my other wife. This is my new wife, I like, she is nice, do you like?
PH: What the hell is wrong with you man?
BS: You remind me my wife... why you laugh? She dead.
PH: I'm a guy though. Was your wife a hermaphadite or something?
BS: She was a tight, like a man's anus.
PH: Man, you are pretty weird, are you ok?
BS: You have a big, you have big Chram?
PH: Why the hell are you asking me about my chram? What the heck is your problem man?
BS: My sister...she´s a...prostitute.
PH: That´s sad, why does she do it?
BS: She like to make money, *high five!*
BS: Now her vagine hang like a wizard's sleeve.
PH: I'm done with you man, you are a nutcase.
BS: Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
