Post by fearthefro085 on Nov 7, 2006 14:34:32 GMT -5
20 Things you didn't know about Juice Williams!
JuiceBox "Juice" Williams is ready to make a splash in PHL. At 6'7 he doesn't possess any Skills suited for one position. That is hes not good at any one skill. Hes a good all around player. Thats usually a formula for disaster. Similar to a Christian Lateneer type player. But Juice is different. Here are some things you probably didn't know about...
- Juice Was born holding a basketball. No for real. He was Literally Holding a basketball when he was born. Doctors were befuddled.
-Juice Williams was baptized by Keith Hernandez.
-JuiceBox Williams is named after a Wide Receiver who played for Michigan or Michigan State. His parent's don't really remember which.
-At the age of 7 Juice was Ferocious Biter. He would often bite his own pet turtle.
- JuiceBox dressed as JuiceBox for Halloween one year. This is how he got his nickname, "Juice".
- JuiceBox was quite the prankster growing up. Once he Glued an opposing basketball player to the rim as he dunking. He hung there all night long.
-Juicebox Won a Competitive Swimming Title at the age of 12 for his middle school.
-Juicebox was punched right in the face by Kobe Bryant when he was 13.
-Juicebox once bit Kobe's Right Calf, after mistaking it for a Turkey leg. Kobe missed 2 weeks of playing time.
- JuiceBox has been a big fan of Professional Dart Throwing fo years. He was Thrown out of the Competition area after yelling obscenities at the competitors.
-Juicebox Ate 27 Apple pies at a pie eating competion. The most since "Big Garfield" in 1948 ate 29 big apple pies.
-JuiceBox was always a big Fan of The Miami Dolphins.
-Juicebox responds to the name, 'Chainsaw' as well as 'flapper' and 'catnap king'.
-Juicebox Was also a big San Antonio Spur Fan. He found that During his busy life, he would go the games to catch up on his sleep.
-After a loss to the "electric eels" during a Recreation league basketball geam, JuiceBox Lives in constant fear of getting eaten alive by electric eels.
-Juicebox was at first delighted to recieve Matt Lienart's autograph. Then when he saw it was smeared with vaseline he quickly threw it away.
- Juicebox, when he was 3 was once thrown from a tall building and landed in a basketball hoop. Micheal Jordan Rescued him from his predicamen by slaming a ball in the hoop, and knocking him out.
-Juicebox saw Charles Barkely Eat an entire Basketball Cake at a birthday party. Then he saw him eat a basketball. It was then, Juicebox knew that he was destined to become a basketball player.
-Juicebox is currently seeking a career in accounting. Hes also trying to make it as a player in the pure hoops league.
-Afromaniac087.
You can contact me at AFromaniac087@yahoo.com. Or you could just pm me. Or meet me on aim at Fearthefro085.
JuiceBox "Juice" Williams is ready to make a splash in PHL. At 6'7 he doesn't possess any Skills suited for one position. That is hes not good at any one skill. Hes a good all around player. Thats usually a formula for disaster. Similar to a Christian Lateneer type player. But Juice is different. Here are some things you probably didn't know about...
- Juice Was born holding a basketball. No for real. He was Literally Holding a basketball when he was born. Doctors were befuddled.
-Juice Williams was baptized by Keith Hernandez.
-JuiceBox Williams is named after a Wide Receiver who played for Michigan or Michigan State. His parent's don't really remember which.
-At the age of 7 Juice was Ferocious Biter. He would often bite his own pet turtle.
- JuiceBox dressed as JuiceBox for Halloween one year. This is how he got his nickname, "Juice".
- JuiceBox was quite the prankster growing up. Once he Glued an opposing basketball player to the rim as he dunking. He hung there all night long.
-Juicebox Won a Competitive Swimming Title at the age of 12 for his middle school.
-Juicebox was punched right in the face by Kobe Bryant when he was 13.
-Juicebox once bit Kobe's Right Calf, after mistaking it for a Turkey leg. Kobe missed 2 weeks of playing time.
- JuiceBox has been a big fan of Professional Dart Throwing fo years. He was Thrown out of the Competition area after yelling obscenities at the competitors.
-Juicebox Ate 27 Apple pies at a pie eating competion. The most since "Big Garfield" in 1948 ate 29 big apple pies.
-JuiceBox was always a big Fan of The Miami Dolphins.
-Juicebox responds to the name, 'Chainsaw' as well as 'flapper' and 'catnap king'.
-Juicebox Was also a big San Antonio Spur Fan. He found that During his busy life, he would go the games to catch up on his sleep.
-After a loss to the "electric eels" during a Recreation league basketball geam, JuiceBox Lives in constant fear of getting eaten alive by electric eels.
-Juicebox was at first delighted to recieve Matt Lienart's autograph. Then when he saw it was smeared with vaseline he quickly threw it away.
- Juicebox, when he was 3 was once thrown from a tall building and landed in a basketball hoop. Micheal Jordan Rescued him from his predicamen by slaming a ball in the hoop, and knocking him out.
-Juicebox saw Charles Barkely Eat an entire Basketball Cake at a birthday party. Then he saw him eat a basketball. It was then, Juicebox knew that he was destined to become a basketball player.
-Juicebox is currently seeking a career in accounting. Hes also trying to make it as a player in the pure hoops league.
-Afromaniac087.
You can contact me at AFromaniac087@yahoo.com. Or you could just pm me. Or meet me on aim at Fearthefro085.
